Stuck in New Blorgania Part 2
Dear Human Race,
I know you have been wondering what was happening in space, and why so many astronauts suddenly started going to a U.F.O. to rescue me. Well, here is the full explanation of what happened. After I sent the first letter, the Queen said she would exile me at noon the next day if the whole human race doesn't come. The U.F.O. was not too far from earth, so in about twelve hours, sure enough, there were astronauts outside my jail cell window. They tried to break my window, but the Queen caught them, went outside, and dragged the astronauts into my jail cell. "Hi," I said to them. "How are we going to get out?" One woman said: "I think I know a way."
Later, the Queen came to taunt us. "I'm waiting for your little human friends. That way, I can exile you all at the same time, if you don't starve to death first, because I am not giving you any food," she said. "Mwahaha," she laughed in her most annoying laugh. As she walked away, the astronaut woman from before said: "Wait." "What do you want, puny human?" the Queen replied, in a very disgusted voice. The woman said: "I challenge you to a video game battle on behalf of the President. The humans and any of your people who will join versus you." "And why should I accept your challenge? I already rule and I can kill anyone I want." said the Queen. "Oh, so you're saying that you're scared???" said the woman. The Queen thought for a moment. "Very well, I accept the challenge." she said confidently. "I'll beat you all anyway." When the Queen left, I asked the woman: "Are you sure about this?" "Don't worry, I'm great at playing video games." she replied.
The next day, first thing in the morning, the Queen woke us up and told us: "Time for me to beat you." I had to admit, I was a little nervous. I liked playing video games, but I wasn't very good at it. Although we all worked together, it was the woman leading us doing all the main work. We just helped by playing when she was tired, bringing water and food that the astronomers brought for when when we were hungry and thirsty, and telling her where to hit if she wasn't sure. She didn't get too tired, and she was usually sure where to hit, but I think we actually helped a lot. Yeah, we weren't bad helpers.
At the end of the game, the woman won and the Queen was humiliated. The President is now a very good leader of Blorgania, and he put the Queen in jail. Blorgania had exploded with all the video games, but the President fixed it. Everyone is happy.
From, Anonymous Human Writer
Dear Human Race,
I know you have been wondering what was happening in space, and why so many astronauts suddenly started going to a U.F.O. to rescue me. Well, here is the full explanation of what happened. After I sent the first letter, the Queen said she would exile me at noon the next day if the whole human race doesn't come. The U.F.O. was not too far from earth, so in about twelve hours, sure enough, there were astronauts outside my jail cell window. They tried to break my window, but the Queen caught them, went outside, and dragged the astronauts into my jail cell. "Hi," I said to them. "How are we going to get out?" One woman said: "I think I know a way."
Later, the Queen came to taunt us. "I'm waiting for your little human friends. That way, I can exile you all at the same time, if you don't starve to death first, because I am not giving you any food," she said. "Mwahaha," she laughed in her most annoying laugh. As she walked away, the astronaut woman from before said: "Wait." "What do you want, puny human?" the Queen replied, in a very disgusted voice. The woman said: "I challenge you to a video game battle on behalf of the President. The humans and any of your people who will join versus you." "And why should I accept your challenge? I already rule and I can kill anyone I want." said the Queen. "Oh, so you're saying that you're scared???" said the woman. The Queen thought for a moment. "Very well, I accept the challenge." she said confidently. "I'll beat you all anyway." When the Queen left, I asked the woman: "Are you sure about this?" "Don't worry, I'm great at playing video games." she replied.
The next day, first thing in the morning, the Queen woke us up and told us: "Time for me to beat you." I had to admit, I was a little nervous. I liked playing video games, but I wasn't very good at it. Although we all worked together, it was the woman leading us doing all the main work. We just helped by playing when she was tired, bringing water and food that the astronomers brought for when when we were hungry and thirsty, and telling her where to hit if she wasn't sure. She didn't get too tired, and she was usually sure where to hit, but I think we actually helped a lot. Yeah, we weren't bad helpers.
At the end of the game, the woman won and the Queen was humiliated. The President is now a very good leader of Blorgania, and he put the Queen in jail. Blorgania had exploded with all the video games, but the President fixed it. Everyone is happy.
From, Anonymous Human Writer
