Stuck in New Blorgania Part 1
Dear Human Race,
Hello. I'm writing for my life here. IF I don't, I'll be forced into exile. The Queen of New Blorgania, a very bad dictator, has found out that I am a writer. Well, at least a beginner writer. She had a gigantic U.F.O., or a flying saucer, which had a turquoise laser beam, which somehow sucked me up into her ship, in her awful prison cell. She said that I need to use my writing skills to somehow lure the human race into her ship. Why she chose me, I'll never know. I thought it would be better to choose J.K. Rowling, or a some real author, but she wouldn't listen to me. She wanted to lure the human race so she can kill all mankind and then take her alien race onto Earth. What happened on their original planet, Blorgania, was that there was a war between the Queen and the real, very good, President of Blorgania. The Queen was racist to the green aliens. She segregated the green and purple aliens, and was very rude to green aliens. Even the purple aliens, who were not segregated, didn't like her dictatorship, nobody did. They all wanted the very good President, but the President and the Queen had a battle (The Queen didn't want an election.), and unfortunately, the Queen won. But the Queen was a cheater. She had used special heat tracking missiles in the battle. The battle, of course, was in a video game. The new aliens evolved and will only do video game violence, but there is still racism. Now everybody is stuck with the queen. I wrote this letter, and I hope you get it. The Queen is too ignorant to read my letter, so it is safe, and she won't kill me.
From,
Anonymous Human Writer
Dear Human Race,
Hello. I'm writing for my life here. IF I don't, I'll be forced into exile. The Queen of New Blorgania, a very bad dictator, has found out that I am a writer. Well, at least a beginner writer. She had a gigantic U.F.O., or a flying saucer, which had a turquoise laser beam, which somehow sucked me up into her ship, in her awful prison cell. She said that I need to use my writing skills to somehow lure the human race into her ship. Why she chose me, I'll never know. I thought it would be better to choose J.K. Rowling, or a some real author, but she wouldn't listen to me. She wanted to lure the human race so she can kill all mankind and then take her alien race onto Earth. What happened on their original planet, Blorgania, was that there was a war between the Queen and the real, very good, President of Blorgania. The Queen was racist to the green aliens. She segregated the green and purple aliens, and was very rude to green aliens. Even the purple aliens, who were not segregated, didn't like her dictatorship, nobody did. They all wanted the very good President, but the President and the Queen had a battle (The Queen didn't want an election.), and unfortunately, the Queen won. But the Queen was a cheater. She had used special heat tracking missiles in the battle. The battle, of course, was in a video game. The new aliens evolved and will only do video game violence, but there is still racism. Now everybody is stuck with the queen. I wrote this letter, and I hope you get it. The Queen is too ignorant to read my letter, so it is safe, and she won't kill me.
From,
Anonymous Human Writer
