Sinister white peaches climb slowly.

Terrible moaning rivers groan brightly.

Living dead houses snore loudly.

Wretched straight railroads eat ravenously.

Feral smelly socks wipe repeatedly.

Intelligent cold eyeballs gaze viciously.

Solid green daffodils sway mightily.

Slimy blue whales wrestle eternally.

Erudite bespectacled possums play unfairly.

Tan smooth fingernails scrape gallantly.

I shall place the phone on the chair before throwing the glass through the door.

Shall I sit in the chair and stare at the door, or fiddle with my phone as my glass remains empty?

Unless he returns my phone and my chair, I shall throw his glass through the door.

Before you walk through the door with your phone, I shall sit in this chair and refill my glass.

Whether he remains in his chair or storms out the door, I shall keep the phone and the glass firmly gripped between my thighs.