11/29/2010
For the first time, I am ACTUALLY writing during the very day I am reflecting on. SUCCESS! I'm supposed to be outlining torts right now. It's not happening. I have all day tomorrow, I will do it then. I know, the procrastinator's motto might as well be tattooed to the inside of my eyelids, but hey, I'm fucking tired and smart enough to know when I'm NOT going to get work done.
Let's see, what else? Nothing, that's what. This is the absolute slowest time in the world. I drank spoiled milk today. I'm still waiting for that giant dookie to come. It's gonna be big and bad and fucking gross.
Man, that's a lot of white space below this. One day I'm going to figure out how to not be so conscious of everything I do, even something as simple as writing. Although that might be counterproductive. Maybe I got a meta problem. As in a problem concerning meta-ness. BUT, if I analyze my meta problem, is that metaing the meta problem? And if it is, is it a manifestation of the meta problem? In which case, is there a way to address the meta problem without invoking it at the same time? Probs not.
So I have sort of subtly been going over my track record (girls, duh, cmon, you know me better than that by now) and categorizing them according to famous people. Like, body types. This came about because the last girl I was with fell into a category SO fucking easy it was disgusting. Not really. So Sejin is 100% Miranda Kerr. She has THE body type. I guess not 100% since she has smaller boobs and is shorter than me and I am not 5'9. So maybe 90%. But if you were to look at their body types, the sort of happy look, with the dimples, and that thing about their limbs that I can't quite articulate, but you totally know what I mean, right? If you look at all that you'd be like, yea, this is totally a Korean version of Miranda Kerr.
The other girls are not so easily classified. Xtine is obviously got no one because, well, she's the biggest of all of them. I mean, I feel bad saying it but, she just doesn't have much of a famous person to line up with her. Maybe Anne Hathaway? Nah. Jenni is also hard to classify. She's a tennis player though, so she has these GORGEOUS legs that look and feel amazing. No butt though, which is weird. If I knew more about Tennis, I'm sure I could find her leg double. Melissa is also hard, but there has to be someone that lines up with her. Skinny with nice legs, a sizeable and beautiful ass, and petite. Man, what an ass. One day I'll need to find somethi
For the first time, I am ACTUALLY writing during the very day I am reflecting on. SUCCESS! I'm supposed to be outlining torts right now. It's not happening. I have all day tomorrow, I will do it then. I know, the procrastinator's motto might as well be tattooed to the inside of my eyelids, but hey, I'm fucking tired and smart enough to know when I'm NOT going to get work done.
Let's see, what else? Nothing, that's what. This is the absolute slowest time in the world. I drank spoiled milk today. I'm still waiting for that giant dookie to come. It's gonna be big and bad and fucking gross.
Man, that's a lot of white space below this. One day I'm going to figure out how to not be so conscious of everything I do, even something as simple as writing. Although that might be counterproductive. Maybe I got a meta problem. As in a problem concerning meta-ness. BUT, if I analyze my meta problem, is that metaing the meta problem? And if it is, is it a manifestation of the meta problem? In which case, is there a way to address the meta problem without invoking it at the same time? Probs not.
So I have sort of subtly been going over my track record (girls, duh, cmon, you know me better than that by now) and categorizing them according to famous people. Like, body types. This came about because the last girl I was with fell into a category SO fucking easy it was disgusting. Not really. So Sejin is 100% Miranda Kerr. She has THE body type. I guess not 100% since she has smaller boobs and is shorter than me and I am not 5'9. So maybe 90%. But if you were to look at their body types, the sort of happy look, with the dimples, and that thing about their limbs that I can't quite articulate, but you totally know what I mean, right? If you look at all that you'd be like, yea, this is totally a Korean version of Miranda Kerr.
The other girls are not so easily classified. Xtine is obviously got no one because, well, she's the biggest of all of them. I mean, I feel bad saying it but, she just doesn't have much of a famous person to line up with her. Maybe Anne Hathaway? Nah. Jenni is also hard to classify. She's a tennis player though, so she has these GORGEOUS legs that look and feel amazing. No butt though, which is weird. If I knew more about Tennis, I'm sure I could find her leg double. Melissa is also hard, but there has to be someone that lines up with her. Skinny with nice legs, a sizeable and beautiful ass, and petite. Man, what an ass. One day I'll need to find somethi
