snippet from Unicorns in my A$$
Unicorns in my A$$
I thanked her for the directions, and made my way down the hall. Walking down the hall alone gave me time to think. My main question of why the hell I was here still stood, but another question arose. "Out of all the creatures that roam this the Land of the Snausberries, how did Teddy Bears become dominate?" I thought to myself. But before I could come up with a reasonable explanation, I was already standing in the council chambers.
"Welcome Michael, we've been waiting for your arrival. We have a very important job for you." said one of the teddy bears sitting amongst the others, it was incredibly hard to distinguish between them. "The only reason I came all this way is to ask a few questions" I said matter-of-factly. "We already know what you want to ask, and you will get your answers soon enough" said another bear, this confused me, because I never knew exactly who I was talking to. "Okay, so when is 'Soon Enough'?" I asked. "Soon enough is when you do the job we're gonna ask you to do!" growled a bear sitting in the back row. He was very easy to distinguish from the rest of the bears. He was white instead of brown, had a wispy, white goatee, and an angry, weary look in his eyes. "Okay, that seems like a fair compromise" I said. "What is it that you want me to do?" "

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