I woke up in a daze, I had no idea where I was.
"Wh-where the hell am I?" I said to myself in a stupor, shuffling to my feet."You are in the magical land of the Snausberries, my friend!" exclaimed a mysterious voice that came from what seemed like nowhere.I looked around cautiously, wondering if the voice was coming from my head, and as i looked, I noticed that there were at least 10 suns, mushroom trees, cotton candy clouds, and a talking unicorn.
"Welcome to the most wonderful place in the history of ever!" I blinked a few times to focus my eyes, and realized this wasn't a hallucination, self inflicted by shrooms, or a mysterious dream. I could smell the sweet mix of sugar and happiness in the air, I could feel the gentle breeze on the back of my neck. This was real.
"Where am I?" I said again, more to myself than anything, but the unicorn answered regardless. "I already told you silly! You're in the Land of the Snausberries!"."What the hell is the Land of the Snausberries?" I asked more confused than I have ever been in my entire life. "WOAH! We don't say the H-word here, and the Land of the Snausberries is a place where everything is wonderful and amazing, and is made out of candy and sunshine!" said the unicorn. "Err okay." I said, even more confused than I was before. "Why am I here, exactly?" I asked. "Hmmmmmmm I'm not quite sure" he said thoughtfully "I am only the greeter, I am here to lead you to the teddy bear council so they can tell you what happened.""Okay, lead the way." I said eagerly, ready to know what happened, and why I was in this place.
As I followed the greeter to the Teddy Bear Council, I noticed that unicorns were one of the most common creatures that roamed the Land of the Snausberries. Thousands of them soared through the air, almost blocking out the suns. This surprised me, but only momentarily, because as we ventured farther into the land, stranger and stranger things began to appear. There was a creature that seemed to be a hybrid of a rabbit and a kitten. It had long ears like a rabbit, but had the tail of a kitten, and meowed like one as well. The greeter called it a "Spotted Fluffle" which is definitely in the top five on the list of the weirdest names that I have ever heard (number one is of course Snooki).
We walked through the land for what seemed like an eternity. I was unfathomably anxious to find out what series of events could lead to me coming to a land of unicorns and "Spotted Fluffles", and maybe find a way to leave. "SHHHHHHHHHHH! Wait!" yelled the unicorn, causing me to jump. "We are about to enter the
"Wh-where the hell am I?" I said to myself in a stupor, shuffling to my feet."You are in the magical land of the Snausberries, my friend!" exclaimed a mysterious voice that came from what seemed like nowhere.I looked around cautiously, wondering if the voice was coming from my head, and as i looked, I noticed that there were at least 10 suns, mushroom trees, cotton candy clouds, and a talking unicorn.
"Welcome to the most wonderful place in the history of ever!" I blinked a few times to focus my eyes, and realized this wasn't a hallucination, self inflicted by shrooms, or a mysterious dream. I could smell the sweet mix of sugar and happiness in the air, I could feel the gentle breeze on the back of my neck. This was real.
"Where am I?" I said again, more to myself than anything, but the unicorn answered regardless. "I already told you silly! You're in the Land of the Snausberries!"."What the hell is the Land of the Snausberries?" I asked more confused than I have ever been in my entire life. "WOAH! We don't say the H-word here, and the Land of the Snausberries is a place where everything is wonderful and amazing, and is made out of candy and sunshine!" said the unicorn. "Err okay." I said, even more confused than I was before. "Why am I here, exactly?" I asked. "Hmmmmmmm I'm not quite sure" he said thoughtfully "I am only the greeter, I am here to lead you to the teddy bear council so they can tell you what happened.""Okay, lead the way." I said eagerly, ready to know what happened, and why I was in this place.
As I followed the greeter to the Teddy Bear Council, I noticed that unicorns were one of the most common creatures that roamed the Land of the Snausberries. Thousands of them soared through the air, almost blocking out the suns. This surprised me, but only momentarily, because as we ventured farther into the land, stranger and stranger things began to appear. There was a creature that seemed to be a hybrid of a rabbit and a kitten. It had long ears like a rabbit, but had the tail of a kitten, and meowed like one as well. The greeter called it a "Spotted Fluffle" which is definitely in the top five on the list of the weirdest names that I have ever heard (number one is of course Snooki).
We walked through the land for what seemed like an eternity. I was unfathomably anxious to find out what series of events could lead to me coming to a land of unicorns and "Spotted Fluffles", and maybe find a way to leave. "SHHHHHHHHHHH! Wait!" yelled the unicorn, causing me to jump. "We are about to enter the
