Everybody is just wasting their time. We're all going to die, anyway, right? So what is it all for, in the end? Nothing, that's what. Absolutely nothing.
She told me, "I don't have time for you. I have other priorities." Gosh darn it, Roberta, if you didn't have time for me, why the hell did you freaking agree to go out with me in the first place? Why did you tell me that you returned my feelings and then ignored my calls all summer? Why did you freaking do me like that?
I'm not angry. I'm totally not angry. That was at the beginning of her junior year, or my sophomore year (I'm a year younger than her.) And now she's close to graduating, and off to college. Oh yeah, sure, she's like 10th in her class, and she's president of like every single club, and she got accepted to Columbia (or some crap like that), but what about me? What about those glorious four months we shared during the summer before your junior year?
I have attempted to win her back, with little success. After we broke up, she kissed me twice, and remarked that it was a "pleasant" memory. Freaking pleasant, is I got freaking got. Roberta, I loved you more than I ever loved anyone, and just tell me it was freaking nice. What the hell!
And now I just hate everything, now that she's gone and going to be out of my life. I hate life. I hate God. And I especially hate my brother. My stupid brother. As I sit here writing this, I hear him laughing in the adjacent room. I hope he chokes on his own saliva.
She's going to her stupid senior prom with some stupid Korean nerd kid that she met at a party. He's her age and probably as big as a smarty-pants as her. I've checked her Facebook nearly every single minute today, expecting her relationship status to be go from "Single" to "In a Relationship." But there was freaking nothing. NOTHING. I have tried to look for his name on Facebook, and I can't find him. Maybe he doesn't have one, because he's too busy, reading, or some crap like that.
Her best friend is Chinese. And now her stupid boyfriend is Korean. What is it with her and all of these darn Asians?
I'm from Peru, gosh darn it. We had the Aztecs... or Mayans... or some crap like that. (Author's Note: It was the Incans. This character is hopelessly ignorant.)
My eyes are kind of slanted. I kind of look Asian! I could even pass for one. Maybe if I just took a couple of AP classes and were president of a couple of clubs, maybe I could be just as smart as them and then I'd beat them both, haha!
But no... I'm in special ed. Stupid autism. I'm not autistic! I had it when I was a baby, but they told me I was cured.
She told me, "I don't have time for you. I have other priorities." Gosh darn it, Roberta, if you didn't have time for me, why the hell did you freaking agree to go out with me in the first place? Why did you tell me that you returned my feelings and then ignored my calls all summer? Why did you freaking do me like that?
I'm not angry. I'm totally not angry. That was at the beginning of her junior year, or my sophomore year (I'm a year younger than her.) And now she's close to graduating, and off to college. Oh yeah, sure, she's like 10th in her class, and she's president of like every single club, and she got accepted to Columbia (or some crap like that), but what about me? What about those glorious four months we shared during the summer before your junior year?
I have attempted to win her back, with little success. After we broke up, she kissed me twice, and remarked that it was a "pleasant" memory. Freaking pleasant, is I got freaking got. Roberta, I loved you more than I ever loved anyone, and just tell me it was freaking nice. What the hell!
And now I just hate everything, now that she's gone and going to be out of my life. I hate life. I hate God. And I especially hate my brother. My stupid brother. As I sit here writing this, I hear him laughing in the adjacent room. I hope he chokes on his own saliva.
She's going to her stupid senior prom with some stupid Korean nerd kid that she met at a party. He's her age and probably as big as a smarty-pants as her. I've checked her Facebook nearly every single minute today, expecting her relationship status to be go from "Single" to "In a Relationship." But there was freaking nothing. NOTHING. I have tried to look for his name on Facebook, and I can't find him. Maybe he doesn't have one, because he's too busy, reading, or some crap like that.
Her best friend is Chinese. And now her stupid boyfriend is Korean. What is it with her and all of these darn Asians?
I'm from Peru, gosh darn it. We had the Aztecs... or Mayans... or some crap like that. (Author's Note: It was the Incans. This character is hopelessly ignorant.)
My eyes are kind of slanted. I kind of look Asian! I could even pass for one. Maybe if I just took a couple of AP classes and were president of a couple of clubs, maybe I could be just as smart as them and then I'd beat them both, haha!
But no... I'm in special ed. Stupid autism. I'm not autistic! I had it when I was a baby, but they told me I was cured.
