I was sitting at the bank
And that’s when they called my name
They called my name at the bank
Oh, so I stood up
And they looked at me
With a bit of surprise
I made a deposit
I asked about my balance
And they told me
You have none
And they told me
You have none! You were in the red
Your account is zero!
So I left the bank
Walked to my home
And went to bed
Hungry, hungry, hungry
I woke up the next morning
And I sighed
The hunger went away
And instead in its place left me headache
To the corner I walked
And I prophesied
“The end is nigh”
Said I
“The end is nigh, the internet lied! The end is nigh!”