- The following is Willie's first entry in the journal we created for him on an old laptop we loaned him. It's rather unsophisticated, and doesn't paint a pleasant picture of our favorite uncle, but it's the first entry and it's where we'll get started with our look into the mind of William A. Borgess, drunken prophet.
- Insert Damn Bums here
- That first story makes Willie appear more violent than he usually is. He can go on the attack once in a while, but typically he's much easier to get along with and he's a very fun-loving guy. Sometimes his idea of fun is a little unique. Because this journal is for his anger management class, many of the stories are fairly angry. The first few entries are all about anger and violence, while we get to see more of Willie's humor and insight a little later.
- Insert Ol' Hickory here
Well that story was a little violent as well, though you have to admit the Mormons can be awfully annoying. A little later in the book, when those anger management classes start to kick in, we may see our uncle's more relaxed side. And speaking of cousins, one of our cousins visited Willie this week when his mother had a dentist appointment and no place to put him. We heard there was a bit of a ruckus, and after Willie told us the story we knew it was a winner.
- Insert Dick Weed Nephew here
That bit about Gargamel was especially hilarious. If you know Jordan, and how much of a little bitch he is, you would laugh even harder at this story.
- Insert Damn Bums here
- That first story makes Willie appear more violent than he usually is. He can go on the attack once in a while, but typically he's much easier to get along with and he's a very fun-loving guy. Sometimes his idea of fun is a little unique. Because this journal is for his anger management class, many of the stories are fairly angry. The first few entries are all about anger and violence, while we get to see more of Willie's humor and insight a little later.
- Insert Ol' Hickory here
Well that story was a little violent as well, though you have to admit the Mormons can be awfully annoying. A little later in the book, when those anger management classes start to kick in, we may see our uncle's more relaxed side. And speaking of cousins, one of our cousins visited Willie this week when his mother had a dentist appointment and no place to put him. We heard there was a bit of a ruckus, and after Willie told us the story we knew it was a winner.
- Insert Dick Weed Nephew here
That bit about Gargamel was especially hilarious. If you know Jordan, and how much of a little bitch he is, you would laugh even harder at this story.
