her own. The bump from the tracks is unusually jarring from our combined weight.
13. She repeatedly ignores my decree that she shall forevermore be banned from seeing Romeo/Gnomeo/Tony and continually escapes through her bedroom window to meet him for moonlit rendezvous.
14. I am forced to take drastic measures.
15. I take them both to see Gnomeo and Juliet, under the pretense that I am coming around to her opinion of Romeo/Gnomeo/Tony and wish to "give him a chance" and "get to know him".
16. I secretly desire for them to learn the grave consequences of falling in "love" with someone from a vastly different socio-economic background or the son of my sworn enemy.
17. I am a crotchety old man or someone who might reasonably have a sworn enemy, like a lawyer, politician, or superhero.
18. I have the obviously mislead notion that the movie will depict the titular characters, Gnomeo and Juliet, falling in love despite their fathers' wishes, eloping with the help of a lawn gnome dressed in priestly garb, and violently killing themselves, first with "A dram poison" and then with repeated stabbing motions to the chest while holding a sharp dagger.
19. Gnomeo and Juliet violently kill themselves on screen.
20. I stand in the theater and release my maniacal "Mwahahaha!" laugh while my daughter and her beau reconsider their coupling in light of the violent and unavoidable bloodshed brought upon the two doomed lovers on screen.
21. The flamenco dancing plastic flamingo, Featherstone, has a majority of lines and speaks them in a funny accent.
13. She repeatedly ignores my decree that she shall forevermore be banned from seeing Romeo/Gnomeo/Tony and continually escapes through her bedroom window to meet him for moonlit rendezvous.
14. I am forced to take drastic measures.
15. I take them both to see Gnomeo and Juliet, under the pretense that I am coming around to her opinion of Romeo/Gnomeo/Tony and wish to "give him a chance" and "get to know him".
16. I secretly desire for them to learn the grave consequences of falling in "love" with someone from a vastly different socio-economic background or the son of my sworn enemy.
17. I am a crotchety old man or someone who might reasonably have a sworn enemy, like a lawyer, politician, or superhero.
18. I have the obviously mislead notion that the movie will depict the titular characters, Gnomeo and Juliet, falling in love despite their fathers' wishes, eloping with the help of a lawn gnome dressed in priestly garb, and violently killing themselves, first with "A dram poison" and then with repeated stabbing motions to the chest while holding a sharp dagger.
19. Gnomeo and Juliet violently kill themselves on screen.
20. I stand in the theater and release my maniacal "Mwahahaha!" laugh while my daughter and her beau reconsider their coupling in light of the violent and unavoidable bloodshed brought upon the two doomed lovers on screen.
21. The flamenco dancing plastic flamingo, Featherstone, has a majority of lines and speaks them in a funny accent.
