March 6th, 2013
There are a lot of differences between you and him but the one that comes immediately to mind is your dislike of Matt Damon. Because he would always want to watch a Matt Damon movie for some reason and to tell you the truth I don't remember much about those movies because two sixteen-year-olds in a darkened room generally create a lot of barriers to cinematic concentration but I don't really want to think about that. Not with him at least.
The movie that I do remember is The Adjustment Bureau and I remember it mostly because I saw it without him. I also remember it because I hated the ending and so I tell you that I thought it was anticlimactic and you tell me that you think Matt Damon is a pretty sad actor. I don't know much about acting so I guess I can't agree nor disagree with you because all I know is that I once saw Saving Private Ryan and it made me cry but I guess those tears had more to do with Tom Hanks than Matt Damon so who knows. That was another movie I saw by myself and not with him even though he said he wanted to see it with me. I must admit it was a very good movie but I'm glad he wasn't there because it's another thing I don't share with him and to me that means it's another triumph among a sea of failure and bullshit because that relationship really sucked in hindsight. I decide it's probably not a good idea to tell you right then that you kind of look like Matt Damon so I just kiss you and you smile before kissing me back.
I think that there are probably multiple similarities between you and Matt Damon but I can't know for sure because I do not know Matt Damon and I am really just beginning to know you even though this has been going on for about a month. You both kind of look alike as I said before and your voices are sort of similar but not really. I imagine that you would be a pretty sad actor if you ever tried acting but I don't know that either because I don't really have any way of supporting that speculation and anyway I'm not sure if Matt Damon is even that bad at acting so I guess you're not much like him at all really.
There are a lot of differences between you and him but the one that comes immediately to mind is your dislike of Matt Damon. Because he would always want to watch a Matt Damon movie for some reason and to tell you the truth I don't remember much about those movies because two sixteen-year-olds in a darkened room generally create a lot of barriers to cinematic concentration but I don't really want to think about that. Not with him at least.
The movie that I do remember is The Adjustment Bureau and I remember it mostly because I saw it without him. I also remember it because I hated the ending and so I tell you that I thought it was anticlimactic and you tell me that you think Matt Damon is a pretty sad actor. I don't know much about acting so I guess I can't agree nor disagree with you because all I know is that I once saw Saving Private Ryan and it made me cry but I guess those tears had more to do with Tom Hanks than Matt Damon so who knows. That was another movie I saw by myself and not with him even though he said he wanted to see it with me. I must admit it was a very good movie but I'm glad he wasn't there because it's another thing I don't share with him and to me that means it's another triumph among a sea of failure and bullshit because that relationship really sucked in hindsight. I decide it's probably not a good idea to tell you right then that you kind of look like Matt Damon so I just kiss you and you smile before kissing me back.
I think that there are probably multiple similarities between you and Matt Damon but I can't know for sure because I do not know Matt Damon and I am really just beginning to know you even though this has been going on for about a month. You both kind of look alike as I said before and your voices are sort of similar but not really. I imagine that you would be a pretty sad actor if you ever tried acting but I don't know that either because I don't really have any way of supporting that speculation and anyway I'm not sure if Matt Damon is even that bad at acting so I guess you're not much like him at all really.
