Finally flopping one foot out from under of the fine fleece on her futon, Lethargia fumbled herself forward, feeling the floor for her fuzzy flamingo flip-flops.
Lethargia Slouch was a horribly lazy nine year old girl, who slept a lot, ate a lot and did very little else. As little girls went, she was rather backwards. Most little girls loved playing dress-up, making themselves smell pleasant and brushing their hair. But not Lethargia; she sat around all day in baggy clothes that she hated to clean, despised bathing and detested having her hair neat. In fact, the only time you could call her active , was when she was sabotaging her mothers washing machine, unscrewing the tap-heads on the bath or throwing her brand new hairbrushes to her great big slobbering chocolate Labrador, Tumble-pud, who would use them as chew toys.



Deborsha Morible-
. Propieter of a Gyroscope Shop
. Married to Regibald Morible
. Regibald makes the Gyroscopes out of Tin Foil and tinsel
. Son died in a lake-fishing accident years earlier
. Regibald bought Deborsha a pet pig, Puddles.
. Deborsha dresses Puddles in her son's old clothes.
. Puddles usually only eats turnip peelings and gravy.