"Paul, be careful," said Mary, meeting him at the bottom floor of his apartment building. "The Raptor-Kitty has powers of hypnosis, so watch out."
Laser Man merely grinned, and snapped his trademark green goggles over his eyes. He strode out into the carnage on the street and glowered at the monster before him. His balled-up fists crackled neon green, as he began to charge his lasers.
"Hey! Raptor-Kitty! Or should I say, Raptor-Shitty? Over here!" The reptilian cat turned round, swatting an ice cream van out of the way, and regarded him carefully, daring him to make the first move.
"Hyaaaah!" Paul leapt up into the air, and focussed all his energy into his right fist, crashing down upon a scaly paw. "LASER PUNCH!" he yelled, and the onlookers squealed with glee.
The Kitty snarled, instantly annoyed, and brought its claw down with a crunch, puncturing the road. But Laser Man was already out of the way. He ran up the side of an office building to reach the height of Raptor-Kitty's head. Green sparks began to jolt up and down his body. Just as the monster cottoned on to what he was doing, he unleashed a beam of pure energy, aiming for Raptor-Kitty's cranium.
"He's'a firing his laser!" exclaimed Luigi, owner of the local pizzeria.
That did the trick, thought Paul, looking down on the collapsed form. He'd blasted through the skull, exposing part of a fleshy, pinky-grey brain. The crowd went wild.
Ugh, he thought, as he left. Disgusting. He felt sorry for the guys who would have to clean it up.
Laser Man merely grinned, and snapped his trademark green goggles over his eyes. He strode out into the carnage on the street and glowered at the monster before him. His balled-up fists crackled neon green, as he began to charge his lasers.
"Hey! Raptor-Kitty! Or should I say, Raptor-Shitty? Over here!" The reptilian cat turned round, swatting an ice cream van out of the way, and regarded him carefully, daring him to make the first move.
"Hyaaaah!" Paul leapt up into the air, and focussed all his energy into his right fist, crashing down upon a scaly paw. "LASER PUNCH!" he yelled, and the onlookers squealed with glee.
The Kitty snarled, instantly annoyed, and brought its claw down with a crunch, puncturing the road. But Laser Man was already out of the way. He ran up the side of an office building to reach the height of Raptor-Kitty's head. Green sparks began to jolt up and down his body. Just as the monster cottoned on to what he was doing, he unleashed a beam of pure energy, aiming for Raptor-Kitty's cranium.
"He's'a firing his laser!" exclaimed Luigi, owner of the local pizzeria.
That did the trick, thought Paul, looking down on the collapsed form. He'd blasted through the skull, exposing part of a fleshy, pinky-grey brain. The crowd went wild.
Ugh, he thought, as he left. Disgusting. He felt sorry for the guys who would have to clean it up.
