Aristotle I would never call you a whore. The sound of your half muted opinions and rational condescension sucks that much more when I lean on it. Turns out your winning. You're not a whore Aristotle, but you're cheap and I'm a bitter nobody. You told me that to be ethical, is to be balanced between the beams of principles: Zealotry and Apathy, Dependency and Isolation, Leniency and Mercilessness?

I would drink wine with you Aristotle, if you would suffer me. The only way we could be equals. A good laugh, not too hard, unethical you see. Ha ha I'm joking with you Aristotle. Let's throw a toga party with all your friends. Tell me stories of your teacher, and of his. Tell me of Greece and what it will be. Dance with me Aristotle, I'm not good at it either but I'm better than you. Didn't you know? The more introspective the Greek, the worse the dancer and you are too far gone Aristotle.

You look much less gray in person. Don't worry the statues look better that way. WAY better trust me. How do the Pyramids of Giza look? Are they marbled? Do you have the context to know what I'm talking about?

We will die of alcohol poisoning Aristotle. And tonight I wish for it! To meet you, to befriend you. To jeer with and offend you.

Ask me about where I come from. Of what it's all like, and what it all becomes. Go ahead. I'll lie absolutely, to spite you. Ha ha I'm joking with you Aristotle, you're good people.

I must be off, before we speak too hardheartedly. I'll leave you, but with music. It's called Smooth Jazz my friend and no, you don't have to like it.