thoughts:
thank you, hojo architects, for your crafty placement of the toilet in my bathroom. you have allowed me to combine two of my favorite activities: pooping and people watching.
thank you, economics professor, for stuff stuff price price book stuff book sell sell buy book sandwiches sandwiches sandwiches sandwiches.
thank you, haley westervelt. for being sassy. and rolling over. and smelling good. and being crazy. and being overprotective. and always having cute hair. and always being up for a cuddle. and for letting my bring you to orgasm. and for turning red essentially on command.
thank you, clef hangers, for reminding me just how tasty all-male harmonies can be. no homo.
thank you, guy in front of me, for wearing a shirt that provides a modicum of entertainment as i try to decipher how exactly to pronounce that word. rool? roolay? ruh-lee? rollee?
thank you, amanda gurkin, for putting up with all of my bullshit affection and whatnot that occurs in your room frequently. also, for not murdering me because of little hershey's wrappers errywhur.
thank you, this website. for giving me time to space out.
FUCK YOU, GUY WHO TALKS TOO MUCH IN THIS CLASS.
thank you, self. for being so goddamn awesome.

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