"You ever get the feelin' that coach might be full of shit?"
"What do you mean?"
"I mean, he'll be going on and on about how being a three seed is actually a lot worse than being an eleven, because when you're an eleven you're a sleeper, right?, cause, see, no one is expecting you to compete on a super high level at all times, no exceptions.
Remember? He goes, "They understand when you let the ball drop, so to speak, every once and a while, see. But then, if you're all the way near the top, like from seeds four and up, then, well, you're in the spotlight, twenty four seven, 'round the clock. The pressure cooker's on, ladies." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA right?
Remember? He said after our last win, "All eyes are on you and your every move, morning noon and night. I'd hate to be at the top of this pile of sparkling hot dung where the sun gets in your eyes. It's nice and cool down here in the shade". I mean, where the hell does he come up with this? And everybody's just eatin it all up. Remember? Marcus practically repeated word-for-word during the post game press conference coach's metaphor about going to the line and shooting foul shots being synonymous with getting an abortion."
"Yeah, well coach kind of has a point."
"A point?! Are you sick?!"
"Yeah, kind of. No. I mean, I'm not sick. About the eleventh seed being a sleeper, I mean. Like, the pressure's off, you know? You can sort of slip through the cracks."
"God, you're a moron."
"What? What the hell?"
"The eleventh is eleventh because they are horrible. I mean, compared to a 2 or three or whatever. Any seed higher, is higher, because they're better. Hence, the ranking. I mean, why the hell would they have rankings? To mess with our minds? No, it's to award the teams who did the best with the easiest path to the final game. Number one seeds play teams that are lower in valuation than they are the entire way, and it's because they deserve it. They earned it. The other teams are crappier, and it was proven throughout the season. Ever heard of a win/loss record?"
"Yeah, but don't you think some teams have an edge up, like, psychologically, pretty much all year round, even in the pre-season, just because of their name, or reputations?"
"shut the hell up. I mean, now you look like coach did when he was talking about trust and he actually managed to pull a stuffed rabbit out of his ass. Remember?!"
"What do you mean?"
"I mean, he'll be going on and on about how being a three seed is actually a lot worse than being an eleven, because when you're an eleven you're a sleeper, right?, cause, see, no one is expecting you to compete on a super high level at all times, no exceptions.
Remember? He goes, "They understand when you let the ball drop, so to speak, every once and a while, see. But then, if you're all the way near the top, like from seeds four and up, then, well, you're in the spotlight, twenty four seven, 'round the clock. The pressure cooker's on, ladies." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA right?
Remember? He said after our last win, "All eyes are on you and your every move, morning noon and night. I'd hate to be at the top of this pile of sparkling hot dung where the sun gets in your eyes. It's nice and cool down here in the shade". I mean, where the hell does he come up with this? And everybody's just eatin it all up. Remember? Marcus practically repeated word-for-word during the post game press conference coach's metaphor about going to the line and shooting foul shots being synonymous with getting an abortion."
"Yeah, well coach kind of has a point."
"A point?! Are you sick?!"
"Yeah, kind of. No. I mean, I'm not sick. About the eleventh seed being a sleeper, I mean. Like, the pressure's off, you know? You can sort of slip through the cracks."
"God, you're a moron."
"What? What the hell?"
"The eleventh is eleventh because they are horrible. I mean, compared to a 2 or three or whatever. Any seed higher, is higher, because they're better. Hence, the ranking. I mean, why the hell would they have rankings? To mess with our minds? No, it's to award the teams who did the best with the easiest path to the final game. Number one seeds play teams that are lower in valuation than they are the entire way, and it's because they deserve it. They earned it. The other teams are crappier, and it was proven throughout the season. Ever heard of a win/loss record?"
"Yeah, but don't you think some teams have an edge up, like, psychologically, pretty much all year round, even in the pre-season, just because of their name, or reputations?"
"shut the hell up. I mean, now you look like coach did when he was talking about trust and he actually managed to pull a stuffed rabbit out of his ass. Remember?!"
