"Marshmallows"
"Marshmallows?"
"Yep, Marshmallows, whats wrong with that?"
"Nothing...."
Frank is big, I mean BIG, and with Franks bigness came scariness, Frank was Big ... AND Scary...
Imagine a movie, and in that movie there are some bikers, you know riding around on Harley choppers, long hair, tats, real chains around their necks, imagine the leader of that gang, the big one, the REAL big one, got it?
Well, Frank is bigger, MUCH bigger, and scarier, and if you'd ask Frank if he'd like anything picked up from the shop while you were there, you'd think the answer would be something like "Yeh! Beer, In bottles, cus I eat them after! and 10 meat pies"
"...just one bag?"
"Yeh, and Strawberry milkshake too"
What the? Marshmallows and Strawberry milkshake?
"No pies then?"
"Pies? ... I hate pies!"
You know, some people just don't play fair do they? I mean, just last week I was walking through town and I dropped a fiver; being tapped on the shoulder by a hoodie wearing teen who hadn't heard of that marvellous invention called a belt is a bit unnerving, in fact so unnerving that when he said, "hey mate, you dropped this" I felt the need to say "Thanks, keep it, for being honest, buy some smokes" his reply of "we don't smoke, its bad innit" just took the biscuit, And now I was going to the shop to buy myself some milk and BIG SCARY FRANK Marshmallows and Strawberry milkshakes.
"Hey, Phil, you didn't take any cash, here's a tenner, I'll buy your milk too"
"Marshmallows?"
"Yep, Marshmallows, whats wrong with that?"
"Nothing...."
Frank is big, I mean BIG, and with Franks bigness came scariness, Frank was Big ... AND Scary...
Imagine a movie, and in that movie there are some bikers, you know riding around on Harley choppers, long hair, tats, real chains around their necks, imagine the leader of that gang, the big one, the REAL big one, got it?
Well, Frank is bigger, MUCH bigger, and scarier, and if you'd ask Frank if he'd like anything picked up from the shop while you were there, you'd think the answer would be something like "Yeh! Beer, In bottles, cus I eat them after! and 10 meat pies"
"...just one bag?"
"Yeh, and Strawberry milkshake too"
What the? Marshmallows and Strawberry milkshake?
"No pies then?"
"Pies? ... I hate pies!"
You know, some people just don't play fair do they? I mean, just last week I was walking through town and I dropped a fiver; being tapped on the shoulder by a hoodie wearing teen who hadn't heard of that marvellous invention called a belt is a bit unnerving, in fact so unnerving that when he said, "hey mate, you dropped this" I felt the need to say "Thanks, keep it, for being honest, buy some smokes" his reply of "we don't smoke, its bad innit" just took the biscuit, And now I was going to the shop to buy myself some milk and BIG SCARY FRANK Marshmallows and Strawberry milkshakes.
"Hey, Phil, you didn't take any cash, here's a tenner, I'll buy your milk too"
