I am roused from my slumber by the annoying incessant sound of my alarm. Attempting to create my own morning routine of setting the alarm an hour ahead of my wake up time, in which I wake up after the initial alarm and reset it for another 30 minutes later, therefore waking up an hour after the initial alarm. I'm not a morning person, therefore I like to ease myself into the day. But my morning alarm routine fails miserably due to the fact that I have a fiancee 10 pounds above his expected weight, therefore causing him to have this annoying snoring problem. Well I guess the problem is mine because it certainly is not his. although he has admitted to me that we was awoken by his own snoring before. When I say that he is 10 pounds overweight in which is the cause of his snoring problem, I am exaggerating. He apparently snores while he is awake as well. I nudged him one restless night as I was attempting to fall asleep because of his snoring. he responds with an aggravated tone that he is awake. So if the fat fuck is awake, doesn't he know that I am fucken trying to sleep?! Apparently he does not and if he did, he would still not care.
Anyway, let me get back to why his snoring problem or rather "my" snoring problem is the contributing factor to the failing of my morning routine. After the initial alarm, I reset the alarm for 30 minutes later. So I get an extra 30 minutes of sleep right. WRONG! Since I am semi awake, I hear his snore. And that snore continues through that extra 30 minutes in which I am not able to savor. Instead I feel irritated and agitated and I am not being eased into the day. Rather like it's an open to a restless unfulfilled day. I love it, because anything that can go wrong, will go wrong.