Trip over cat while holding fork.
See models. Continue eating bacon cheeseburger.
Our camp was ravaged by bears.
Sneezing fit while I'm going 90.
Open mouth. Insert foot. Throw up.
Oh, my goodness. That's a velociraptor!
What do you mean, "I'm infected"?
Take LSD. See colors. Blue cats.
Enlist today. Absolutely nothing like Halo.
Adopt a puppy. It's secretly pregnant.
A raccoon bit me. What's rabies?
I like bass. My neighbors don't.
Secret piercing. Airport security with parents.
The epiglottis isn't a punching bag.
Take bus. Wrong stop. Bad neighborhood.
Get infected. Share with the world.
Giving kids candy. It isn't Halloween.
Get engaged. Get married. Commit murder.
Turn 21. Drink everything. AA meetings.
Poop pants. Blame it on dog.
Watch infomercial. Buy product. Be disappointed.
Use public bathroom. Get Hepatitis C.
Go to college. Find John Belushi.
An alcoholic gets pregnant in Vegas.
Titanic sequel: Jack is a zombie.