Introductions are supposed to hook you in, right? I've never had a knack for that. I don't even know who I'm writing for, really. Society needs some damn constancy nowadays. We'll ignore the fact that during the course of writing the first three sentences, I tabbed out to Facebook twice. This won't be a story. At least not in the traditional sense. There won't be a plot outside of whatever loose stream decides to flow from my head at any given moment. There should be a name for that type of art. Bad, I guess. Measures of creativity aren't at all