"Bring it Jambi"
"Funny, because I'm a Fortune Teller..."
"Bullshit! You're a Fortune Seller, people pay you to sell them fortunes. Doesn't mean that it's THEIR fortune persay."
"Why are you angry at me?"
"Cuz your FACE. SUCKS. HARD."
This is when I thought it'd be a good time to step in...
"Guys, this is just ridiculous. Janey, what did you expect from this guy? It's only 5 bucks for a reading and it says 'I can read anyone's fortune' right on the table!"
"Yah, it's a disclaimer, not a claimer. Come on."
"But he didn't even try to bullshit me!"
"Because I'm not bullshitting. This is an art form."
Janey just stared the man down.
"Do you realize how ridiculous you look? Every hippie in America has a room that looks like this."