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Church of the Perpetually Absurd
Oh my god (it it any significance that god spelled backwards is dog). Who wants a God that demands worship? If God is a supreme being, is not worhship a trivial activity. So you all that go to church, synagogue, mosque , wall street, whatever---I think that if god is watching its with a great deal of amusement of all the posturing that goes into trying to please the unpleasable. This is even more grotesquely sad with the rampant killing in the name of religion. This all leads to a new religion, a new paradigm, if you will, a newer newest covenant: the establishment of the Church of the Perpetually Absurd.
No minister, no worhip, no location, no building and new commandmants.

1. Have any or all the Gods you want but he, she, and/or it has to be nice. You can have no god but no god also has to be nice.
2. Since you already worhip idols: money, oil and tv; worsip them only within your means and control and you aren't allowed to fight for any of them.
3. You can call god (if I exist) anything you want to; expletives are frowned upon but you will not be stricken down.
4. Every day should be sabbath: take a break, enjoy be nice.
5 Honor everyone
6. No killing people and this means no state killing too:war and execution
7. You shall try to have good, friendly, and repectful sex and it can be kinky. You cannot be mean with sex or anything else.
8.Don't take stuff but share a whole lot. Governments cannot take things like your money and break any of the commandments with it.
9. If you share a lot and everyone shares with you, you don't have to be jealous.
10. Fill in your own





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