That's right, I'm [italics] that [italics] paper. The one that just doesn't give a shit. You've heard about me on campus. I've got a big rep, let me tell you. Bet you knew it was me right away when you saw I was titled "Research Paper". Yep, I didn't even bother to come up with a catchy title. You got a problem with that? You're lucky I included one at all. Hell, you're lucky I remembered I [italics] was [italics] a research paper; I got so tore up last night I woke up right-aligned on the floor with three inch margins. That title could have easily read "Paper", but I figured I'd class that shit up a bit.
What's that? I don't have an introduction paragraph? I don't have any paragraphs at all? I don't need fucking paragraphs! Yup, I'm just one big block of text. The "tab" key? What the fuck is that? You don't need to seperate ideas when you're all just one idea. To hell with a topic as well. What am I about? I'm about words. That's it. Just fucking words.
I've got no use for all your academic shit. No use for transitions. No time for commas. That's right, all my sentences just fucking flow together like some kind of water color painting of a fucking sunset. Commas are for assholes.
You're goddamn right I don't have a Works Cited Page! I didn't fucking "cite" any "works". Except for those that start with "Wiki" and end with "pedia". Hell yes I know it's [italics] written collaboratively and possibly contains inacurate information [italics]. I swear you told me that fifty goddamn times as if I was actually listening to you. That's right, I'm laughing at your naive belief that I give a full blown donkey turd. Stings, doesn't it?
I already told you, no intro paragraph. No paragraphs at all. What part of that don't you understand? I think I've been very clear here. So no, there isn't a conclusion. And yes, I do end in the middle of a sentence. The middle of a word even. I'm so damn sexy I don't need entire words. I leave you trembling with anticipation. [italics] Is he going to finish that sentence? [italics] Fuck no.
Sure, you can call me [italics] incomplete[italics], if you want my fist all up in your facial zone. I will fucking punch you. Did I just hear you say [italics] rough draft [ita? I'm about to rough all over your draft. Just one page? Is that a
What's that? I don't have an introduction paragraph? I don't have any paragraphs at all? I don't need fucking paragraphs! Yup, I'm just one big block of text. The "tab" key? What the fuck is that? You don't need to seperate ideas when you're all just one idea. To hell with a topic as well. What am I about? I'm about words. That's it. Just fucking words.
I've got no use for all your academic shit. No use for transitions. No time for commas. That's right, all my sentences just fucking flow together like some kind of water color painting of a fucking sunset. Commas are for assholes.
You're goddamn right I don't have a Works Cited Page! I didn't fucking "cite" any "works". Except for those that start with "Wiki" and end with "pedia". Hell yes I know it's [italics] written collaboratively and possibly contains inacurate information [italics]. I swear you told me that fifty goddamn times as if I was actually listening to you. That's right, I'm laughing at your naive belief that I give a full blown donkey turd. Stings, doesn't it?
I already told you, no intro paragraph. No paragraphs at all. What part of that don't you understand? I think I've been very clear here. So no, there isn't a conclusion. And yes, I do end in the middle of a sentence. The middle of a word even. I'm so damn sexy I don't need entire words. I leave you trembling with anticipation. [italics] Is he going to finish that sentence? [italics] Fuck no.
Sure, you can call me [italics] incomplete[italics], if you want my fist all up in your facial zone. I will fucking punch you. Did I just hear you say [italics] rough draft [ita? I'm about to rough all over your draft. Just one page? Is that a
