"Were am I?"
"Well, you are here my boy. That is a silly question, I should hope you have better questions to ask."
"Yes, Quite, Quite, this just won't do, 'Were am I?', Indeed."
"I wasn't here before..."
"Correct, you were there, which isn't here..."
"Quite, Quite, it's never been here; here is here, and there is there. Though I suppose you might be confused about it all, but that is okay, everyone is confused at first."
"So...what happens now?"
"Ah, a very good question. Well it all depends on you. We will ask you some questions, and then you can make a choice."
"What if I don't like the options."
"Unfortunately, there are only a few options to begin with, so if you don't like them, you will have to pick from a lesser of two evils."
"Oh, indeed, Quite, Quite, it really is all up to you. But in the end, you'll know which way to go."
"I'm not sure what this is all about, what is this place?"
"Think of it as a waiting room, and we are here giving you an interview."
"Indeed, Quite, Quite, an interview."
"Actually, shouldn't I be..."
"My boy, that is there-thining, you are here, and here there is no there, just as there there is no here. "
"Indeed, Quite, Quite, Here is here; There is there. You must really try to keep those straight. Musn't let yourself get confused."
"Okay, so I'm here. Go ahead ask your questions."
"There really is only one: Do you want to go forward, or back?"
"I guess..."
"No guessing...forward or back, know your answer."
"Indeed my boy, forward or back. Take your time,no need to hurry. You have all the time in the world."
"Back is where I came from, right?"
"Oh, that is a good question!"
"Quite, Quite, an excellent question. Indeed."
"Well?"
"Yes, back is where you came from."
"Then forward is...?"