Parking
Parking, parking, parking.
You'd think a university that costs 50k a year would have somewhere to park.
Let's ask this guy.
That wasn't helpful.
Parking, parking. Whatever. Done.
Let's follow these people. They look like they know where they're going.
Hello, hello. Hello. Hi. Good morning, hello.
Nametag. Folder. Map. Gibberish. Boring gibberish.
Coffee? Of course. Scones and orange drink, for breakfast. Orange drink, not orange juice.
Into the Theatre.
Theatre, not auditorium.
This is college, remember.
Opening remarks from an important person. I don't know your name.
Nor do I care.
This college is a great place to be. You're a privileged set of students. You should go here. You should go here.
Now someone else comes up and tells a little joke.
Haha.
Lame.
And continues on some of the history of the college and why you should go here.
You should go here.
Lots of events planned for the day.
Tour, first. Naturally.
Sociable, outgoing, overachiever student. Though he is more realistic than the administrators.
Around campus. Nice trees, nice sidewalks.
Nevermind walking through the grass. Have to keep up with the group.
Mother tries to make conversation while another parent asks a question. Fails.
Construction, construction. It's this many millions of dollars, all paid for by the guy it's going to be named after. Should be done by the time you move in.
Right.
Dorms. Small, empty, plastered in college regalia. Fake.
Don't be too loud. Real students are still sleeping.
Campus security. More than necessary. Nothing ever happens here. We're pretty secluded.
Parking, parking, parking.
You'd think a university that costs 50k a year would have somewhere to park.
Let's ask this guy.
That wasn't helpful.
Parking, parking. Whatever. Done.
Let's follow these people. They look like they know where they're going.
Hello, hello. Hello. Hi. Good morning, hello.
Nametag. Folder. Map. Gibberish. Boring gibberish.
Coffee? Of course. Scones and orange drink, for breakfast. Orange drink, not orange juice.
Into the Theatre.
Theatre, not auditorium.
This is college, remember.
Opening remarks from an important person. I don't know your name.
Nor do I care.
This college is a great place to be. You're a privileged set of students. You should go here. You should go here.
Now someone else comes up and tells a little joke.
Haha.
Lame.
And continues on some of the history of the college and why you should go here.
You should go here.
Lots of events planned for the day.
Tour, first. Naturally.
Sociable, outgoing, overachiever student. Though he is more realistic than the administrators.
Around campus. Nice trees, nice sidewalks.
Nevermind walking through the grass. Have to keep up with the group.
Mother tries to make conversation while another parent asks a question. Fails.
Construction, construction. It's this many millions of dollars, all paid for by the guy it's going to be named after. Should be done by the time you move in.
Right.
Dorms. Small, empty, plastered in college regalia. Fake.
Don't be too loud. Real students are still sleeping.
Campus security. More than necessary. Nothing ever happens here. We're pretty secluded.
